• you’ll be dating me

I could go on but I think I’ve made my point

(via h4lcyon)

sparklefap:

my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole

(via h4lcyon)

That moment when your foot falls asleep on you and you’re like “EVERYONE REMAIN ‘CALM!’”

yoloween:

are you a 14 on the pH scale because you’re such a basic bitch

(Source: the-yolocaust)